how do girls know that they’re off of their periods? do their vaginas like ding or something?
an elf pops out and throws confetti at us and yells “YOU’RE FREE! See you next month”
so you give birth to an elf every month?
Things Harry Potter Actors say
Harrison Ford Won’t Answer Star Wars Questions [x]
if you look at Jared Padaleckis body you’d expect him to be some tough dude who’s serious and all
HE’S ACTUALLY A 5 YEAR OLD
HOW THE FUCK
DOES THIS EVEN WORK
the thrilling saga
iT’S COME BACK TO HAUNT ME
Silver for the bullet through your skin
Red for the blood you spilled
Black for that dark night everything went to hell